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  • #31
    Am I the only one here that’s never met a chick that is willing to do anal or enjoys it? **** lol

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    • Clowni13
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      yep. you must have a massive schlong.

    • bbjlifter
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      I like the way you think Clowni13

    • Clowni13
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      only thing that can explain it

  • #32
    The best way to get it in. Make sure she as an enema first otherwise this method will be very messy. Lube on you and her. Now nudge the penis against the entrance and get her to push out just like trying to do a poo, hence the enema, while she is pushing out keep applying penis pressure until she cannot push out anymore. Get her to relax and the sphincter muscles will naturally draw you in. Have fun.

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    • PVIP
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      Knew a chick that used to do the enema...

      This is what im getting at with it being a headfark...

      bbjlifter - theres plenty of chicks that wont let you near their anus - i'd say the majority mate... but demographics have a lot to play

    • Clowni13
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      lady boys are always good for it.

  • #33
    bbjlifter jump on Tinder man, youll have more anal action than you can handle

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    • Tubzzz
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      And bulk stds

  • #34
    Also dont use too much lube, blow back could be ****ty....

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    • #35
      Can everyone give a run down report on prep and clean up? How many chicks are having enemas and how many of you just accept hitting mud? Condom or raw?

      Cheers.

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      • Inked89
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        Always raw. I use spit lube hurts my misses. We never do enemas always comes out clean. I usally eat that ass out first. Spit and stick my friend

    • #36
      I made a deal with my ex in Highschool; If i cut my rats tail off she'd let me **** her in the ass. Best decision id ever made

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      • #37
        Originally posted by Jupiter View Post
        Can everyone give a run down report on prep and clean up? How many chicks are having enemas and how many of you just accept hitting mud? Condom or raw?

        Cheers.
        If you’re going to go swimming in the mud, you gotta expect to get a little dirty 😂🤷*♂️

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        • #38
          be careful .
          one time on the fire stairs at West point in Blacktown I wanted to **** this girl I knew up the ass .
          I was told use lots of lube .
          so I fingered the whole tube up her ass .
          my dick slid in easy .....but when I pulled out after a few pumps ....a volcano of **** exploded all over me .
          I vomited on her and she grabbed the pile of our clothes and ran off leaving me stranded

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          • Tubzzz
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            Get off the drugs tigar Hahahaha

        • #39
          My girl is super confident and open minded sexually (we attend swingers parties and clubs now and then to spice things up a little!) but she's never really been interested in anal. I worked on her a bit and got her to consider it over time by starting off slow with finger in the ass then graduating to small butt plugs etc. She eventually plucked up the courage to try it with me. I'd never done it before and thought it was going to be the holy grail of sex but TBH wasn't that fussed with it. Don't really do it anymore but still loves a finger up the date whilst being shagged and certainly makes her reach orgasim quicker and also is more intense. ....... Funny story...... she did a DP with another guy and me and when I pulled out of her ass a little poo dropped out onto the bed. The other guys terrified reaction was priceless and we haven't seen him since

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          • #40
            Cocaine's ahelluva drug

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            • #41
              Pvip there isn't really a need for enemas and if you are doing it too often you can basically **** your system. If she is worried about being clean get her some psyllium husk. Added benefit is it basically gives you clean wipes every time you **** as well. I recommend it for everyone. Have her **** at least an hour before you do any anal play and have a shower and you should be good to go.

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              • #42
                Completely disagree. You can enema daily if you really want to - takin' out the trash. Anything in that area is already waste.

                But honestly, no matter how much cleanup you do (and once again, plenty of porn stories)... the saying "**** happens" was literally invented by someone doing anal. I'm convinced.

                You even need to change up the diet, drop out some fibre and leave a certain amount of hours of eating before the action when you're getting serious. But again, it depends how hard you're going into this.

                If you just want to rock back and forth gently until you cum... barely need any prep besides a quick clean.

                HOWEVER

                If you want to slam away balls deep for your best Brazzers casting, you're going to run into two problems.

                1. She'll be pushing OUT to stop from hurting herself - not that I need to point out when you push out - you crap, and
                2. The longer you bang, the friction from you plowing creates a vacuum that will literally pull whatever **** she has sitting higher in her bowel, out. And as per number 1: she's also pushing out as well.

                THAT is why you must t h o r o u g h l y clean for any decent amount of action. Essentially the same muscles you want to relax to be able to plow, are the same muscles holding all that crap in there. So if you leave crap in there, you're gonna have a bad time.jpg.
                Last edited by ausdude; 10-11-2018, 10:17 PM.

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                • #43
                  Reading this thread is like reading Penthouse for the first time as a kid. Erotic, intriguing, educational and guiltily hilarious!

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                  • #44
                    Absolute classic responses to this thread.. and some massively educational ones too...

                    I get the feeling there's a massive psychological / dominance / forbidden fruit aspect

                    but no doubt theres physiological advantages.. had one GF who only let me fark her in the arse twice when she was drunk then complained she couldnt walk.properly for a day or two...

                    ... but she'd alway try to cum with my thumb in her arse smashing her pussy from behind

                    ... moral of that story - small dick is advantage for anal lol

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                    • KAL-EL
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                      I had a chick ask me to try put a coke bottle in there once, so I guess Im a little desensitized when I hear them say ouch, slower....

                    • PVIP
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                      KAL-EL u are THE tinder sex predator lol

                    • KAL-EL
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                      Haha, hey man Im just there to make the ladies happy, half the time on tinder the women are the sex predators!

                  • #45
                    Oh god, btw - vehemently DO NOT recommend a painkiller.

                    Pain there especially is a great sign that something's not right / to ease up or stop.

                    If you dull that sensation / warning down and plow on, after the fact when feeling returns will be horrendously unbearable.

                    Also LOL and yes on non-Mandingo dick. Worst part if you have a huge johnson - you ain't ever gettin' dat anal.

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